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mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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soupbabe:

just wanna be beautiful and take care of myself

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incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

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p-ardiselost:

“My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me”
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

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nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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